Knight’s Fork – Just Released!

25 09 2008

 “KNIGHT’S FORK is a page-turner from the very first one to the very last. I enjoyed it so much, after I reached the last page I started right from the beginning again. KNIGHT’S FORK has it all! If you only have time to read one book this season, I highly recommend you run out and grab a copy today.” ~

 

Kimberly Leslie

What is a queen to do when the sperm donor of her dreams says no?

 

Carpe Scrotum. Seize Life by the Testicles! The Queen Consort of the Volnoth needs a sperm donor and only one green-eyed god has the right stuff. Little does she know that she has pinned all her hopes on the crown jewels of the fabled Royal Saurian Djinn. Not only is he the son of her greatest enemy, but he has taken a vow of chastity.

 

KNIGHT’S FORK

 

Prologue

 

Tigron Imperial Palace

Mating Ceremony for Princess Martia-Djulia and Prince Djetthro-Jason

Earth date equivalent: August 30, 1994

 

 

Carpe Scrotum. Seize Life by the Testicles.…

 

Behind her public-figure smile the Princess ambassador, Electra-Djerroldina,

Queen of Volnoth, pondered her private mantra while waiting for her sister’s Mating

Ceremony to begin.

 

One sometimes wondered whether normal people entertained secret thoughts of

doing scandalously inappropriate deeds, such as fellating a dignitary during some solemn

ceremony or other. Not that a Princess would. Such behavior could get both of them

incinerated on the spot for High Treason.

 

Without looking down, Electra slid the lower of her folded hands—her left—over

her thigh until the backs of her fingers brushed the soft, bristly scruff-ruff of the collared

Imperial tiger crouching on that side of her.

 

Being an Imperial Princess, and a barbarian’s Queen, and also the representative

of an interstellar superpower, meant that one had to spend long expanses of one’s days

and nights sitting still with the eyes of the Worlds upon one, obliged to appear pleasantly

amused when nothing whatsoever was happening.

 

One sat in wait. Waiting for one’s awful-god relatives to Mate, or die, or produce

an heir, or sign a treaty.

 

To give strength and mystery to her Royal smile, Electra conjured up mental

images of testicles. It was almost impossible to be intimidated by the all-powerful males

who surrounded her, when she imagined their little vulnerabilities. Strangely, she never

thought of her own Mate Viz-Igerd’s.

 

Her wrists prickled a psychic warning. Someone was trying to read her mind. The

more nervous of her black, saber-toothed protectors snarled.

 

“Quiet, Bey-ta.”

 

Electra turned her face with ingrained regal dignity and—still smiling—inclined

her head to her great-uncle Django-Ra, who sat sprawled on the parapet of the royal

family’s tiger pit, stroking his jaw and probing minds for weaknesses.

 

Where was I? Hmmm, seizing testicles, she mused, and met Great-uncle Django’s

star blue stare. You might be interested if I were to think about my Volnoth subjects’

bizarre fertility rituals. On the other hand, Uncle, if you know that I’m aware that you’re

trying to read my mind, you won’t know whether or not I’m pulling your positor, will you?

 

He looked away. Django wasn’t a coward, and he couldn’t be shamed. However,

he was a consummate predator and easily bored. He preferred unsuspecting prey.

 

I wonder…? Is my green-eyed White Knight here?

 

Covertly, Electra scanned the guests, seeking one enemy Knight among the

choppy white sea of alien ambassadors.

 

Because the godless Saurian Knightly Orders were on the wrong side of the old,

cold war, all the Knights wore diplomatic-immunity white, all the time. While they wore

white they could not be touched, which presented a practical difficulty for a would-be

seductress toying with the idea of seizing a particular dignitary.

 

Will I know him, if I see him?

 

Most Knights hid their identities under distinctive lizard or dragon headmasks,

ostensibly for life support. Yet, Electra felt sure that she would recognize the one she

sought by the slant of his broad shoulders, by the elegant arrogance of his deportment, by

how Djinn-tall he was. And by his gold-flecked, rare-mineral green aura.

 

She had first seen “her” Knight’s face—quite by chance—at her brother’s Mating

Ceremonies less than three cycles ago. Her throat had contracted. Her stomach had

flipped. She’d gasped in the shock of recognition. Apart from dark eyes that were as

green as Viz-Igerd’s, the Knight looked like a lean, mean, younger version of Tarrant-

Arragon.

 

I wonder if he could get me pregnant, she’d thought.

 

Before she could ask him, he’d disappeared. Of course, he was an enemy, and

much too young to endanger her heart. But the Queen of the Volnoths wasn’t looking for

a lover. Haunted by his Igerd-green eyes and his near-Djinn stature, she’d made discreet

enquiries. All she’d been able to find out was that his friends called him ‘Rhett, and he

was known for his virtue, his deadliness with a sword, and his unattainability.

 

The trail had turned as cold as his eyes. All hope seemed lost, until the

summonses went out for all the Worlds’ leaders and their spies to watch Martia-Djulia

take her new Mate. Surely, she reasoned, the Saurians’ leader would send ‘Rhett.

 

The Imperial fanfare’s first blast from the upper balconies jolted her thoughts back

to the present, and to the descending throne-stage. Electra watched the appearance of her

overstated, ultrafashionable younger sister on the stark arm of their wicked brother,

Tarrant-Arragon, who always wore black.

 

The ceremony had begun.

 

Wistfully, Electra scanned the masked males in white. There was one among them

who might be… But no. That Saurian ambassador was a tiger’s length tall, but heavier.

 

One after another the four sets of great double doors thudded shut. Latecomers

wouldn’t be allowed in.

 

‘Rhett isn’t here. He isn’t coming. Electra stroked the sleek, heavily muscled

tiger’s shoulder on her left, as if it were Alph who’d suffered the disappointment. Fewmet,

what a pity! The more she thought about ‘Rhett, the more perfect he seemed for illicit,

urgent babymaking.

 

Through half-closed eyes Electra watched her ruthless brother and her frivolous,

embarrassing sister parade down the steps of the Heir Apparent’s throne-stage; and she

visualized the child that ‘Rhett might give her, if she could catch him with his lower body

out of uniform.

 

Its hair would be dark. ‘Rhett’s hair was an iridescent black. Hers was dark, too.

All Djinn were either dark haired or silver. Hair color didn’t matter. It was the eyes that

would be decisive in allowing Viz-Igerd to believe that ‘Rhett’s child was his own.

 

It was worth any risk for the chance that ‘Rhett’s son’s eyes would be green like

Viz-Igerd’s. However, it was more likely that the desperately wanted child’s eyes would

be dark blue-gray like her own for the same reason that, for all his elaborate fertility

rituals and for all his alpha-male virility, Viz-Igerd was having such trouble getting her

pregnant.

 

Djinn genes were dominant. A Great Djinn male’s “smart semen” could impregnate a Volnoth female, but it didn’t work the other way round. It never had. It never would. Unhappily, Viz-Igerd’s machismo didn’t allow him to accept the scientific fact that his subspecies semen was incapable.

 

The timing would be less easy to explain, but—

 

War drum thunder rumbled. Artificial clouds of hallucinogenic smoke churned. Electra’s father, the god-Emperor, made his dramatic appearance and pronounced the traditional, menacing speech about incinerating conscientious objectors to the Mating in progress. The massed male-voice choir roared out the Mating Anthem. The great doors opened. Her heart thudded anew with irrational hope for a high-ranking late arrival, but

the doors had opened to admit Martia-Djulia’s Mate-to-be.

 

She looked again. Prince Djetthro-Jason was not alone. His tall supporter wore

white, with multiple, rounded catch-fabrics dotting a line along the breadth of his

shoulders and down his tapered sides. The noble aura was unmistakable.

 

‘Rhett!

 

Guests shifted in their seats. Garments and lips rustled like a sudden wind gust in

dry-season sword grass. Some exclaimed about the bearded Prince Djetthro-Jason’s

emaciated state and wondered where he had come from, and whether or not he’d been

tortured until he agreed to go through with this Mating.

 

Others whispered of ‘Rhett, “He looks like Tarrant-Arragon”; “Yet, he wears

white”; “Did you hear? He claims to be the Royal Saurian Djinn of prophecy!”

 

If word of that rash boast came to Tarrant-Arragon’s ears, ‘Rhett’s days as an

eligible stud would be cut short. Tarrant-Arragon did not tolerate potent rivals.

 

Was she already too late? Heart thudding, Electra assessed ‘Rhett’s gait, but she

could tell nothing about the state of his genitals from the effortless, self-assured grace and

economy with which he moved.

 

If I get to him in time, where could we go? How quickly could he do the deed?

She shifted her focus to the deep side vent in ‘Rhett’s tabard and tantalizing glimpses of

his long, lean thighs and tight, white-sheathed buttocks.

 

Would one time be enough? Appearances, even when the object of one’s interest

swung naked in full view, were no guide to how much potent exuberance…

 

Why is Martia-Djulia yowli—

 

Before Electra could discern what had caused her sister’s extraordinary outburst, the scrawny Prince Djetthro-Jason crumpled and flew backward. ‘Rhett sidestepped

gracefully, turning as he moved, so that his swiftly drawn sword was held out of the way

of flying limbs. Anyone who knew sword fighters—as she did—saw proof that ‘Rhett’s

sword was no decoration, and that ‘Rhett was an expert, elegant killer when he wanted to

be.

 

Possibly a look of gentle concern should replace one’s politely amused smile. Electra adjusted her expression, though no one was looking at her. All eyes were on the

scandalous bride, who apparently did not intend to be Mated to the poor specimen sprawled at her feet.

 

To read the rest of the Prologue visit http://www.rowenacherry.com/excerpts/excerpt_kf_1.php

 

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21 12 2008
Candy Thompson

Knight’s Fork is really enjoyable! I would highly recommend it!

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